As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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