He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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