I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
We were destined to go to rehab together
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
