Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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