i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Let the clothes fall where they may.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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