Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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