4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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