yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
