I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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