Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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