sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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