did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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