Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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