real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize