We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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