porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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