no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
This is the high leading the old right now
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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