i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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