yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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