I need help removing her.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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