plz talk dirty to me
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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