New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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