How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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