Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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