I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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