hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
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