So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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