i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
she peed on how many people?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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