i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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