Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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