If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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