You're my little dorito
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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