Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
she pinky promised me she was 18
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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