don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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