the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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