your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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