I hope mine doesn't look like that
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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