So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Randomize
