But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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