You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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