he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I want you more than these girls want KFC
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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