Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i think i have herpe
just one?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Sober January is a disaster.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Help. Why am I so naked?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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