im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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