After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
