i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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