I want to have your abortion
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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