Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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