So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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