'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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