dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
We named our party play list daddy issues
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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