the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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