isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
be right there i have to get my cape
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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