Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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