FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Floor bacon is actually really good
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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